Once in awhile, my dear friend spencer adamson is late for first period. Which forces Chef Anthony to give him tardies. sometimes spencer leaves it to the last moment and can't figure out how to make them up. Chef Anthony says, "I want a gift." Spencer says. "I will get you the best gift." Mandi whispers to spencer, "Let us buy a fish." Spencer say, "No. Two." Mandi says, "Yes. I like that alot. and we will name them Russ Mayo and Chef Anthony. After their love." Spencer agrees. So. We buy chef anthony tow gold fish. One named Russ and one named Chef Anthony. They lived for two hours. Then chef anthony kills them both within three hours and puts them down the drain. Then, she says to Mandi, "Don't ever, ever give me kids. I can't even handle two fish." Cailey Haynie shrugs, "Don't worry Russ will help."
But. Mandi was hurt. She likes fish. Alot. Is all.

Then. Sometimes, at lunch, Clari rides on winston's hood. With lyss behind the wheel. Clari screams. Mandi and lyss laugh. Clari makes funny faces like so. Lyss and Mandi laugh harder.

Then. Later. Mandi is so jealous of Chef Anthony's fish, she wants one herself. So she buys one. Like the one below. He is an african puffer. I like him alot. I named him Mr. Clean. When I buy him at wal-mart. The cashier says, "Hold the little dear above the scanner. They have been known to be electrocuted." I can't reach. I am too short. So Wesley does it. And Mr. Clean made it home. (pardon my photography. I don't believe in time or photoshop)

Then. After Mr. Clean comes home. I put him in a pickle jar on my desk next to the picture of my beloved grandparents. I put Mr. Clean in front of the window so he can have light is all.

Mr. Clean likes his home. He likes his food and pickle jar. He has lasted twenty four hours. Which is rather surprising. Please bless he lasts longer. If he doesn't. I will have a funeral. You can come. I love fish. I love them alot.

Also. Sometimes at school. Cailey Haynie and I ditch to get hot cocoa. Cailey Haynie has never ditched. Now, she is "a bad a" we like that alot. Wade Anderson, whom I love, sometimes comes along for free frazil friday and sits in the front and talks to me and says he's coming to my house. Sometimes I love Wade a lot. And sometimes. Kade Bishop is attractive and he comes and visits school. I like that a lot.
Today. Was A good day. I love Mr. Clean. And that's all I have to say about that.
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