pop goes the weasel.

so. uh. its summer right? right. well if it is summer. why is it raining, hailing, freezing? what. no bueno. i disagree with this decision mother earth. i do. please. cut it out. as of right now, i am in logan, visiting my grandmother and great grandmother. 101 great grandma frances is. she loves us. though she is losing her mind, she thinks i am 21. that i am from north carolina and she keeps reminding me that i am no longer "the little pudgy girl" she once knew. awesome. no. she is a keeper. i love her. a whole lot. also. my grandma sare, my ma's mom. she is a peach. she took me to lunch. mexican food. i love mexican food.
and i am super glad that i am no longer in jr. high. awkward much? yes. very much so. very much so. my sister, megs, she is in the seventh grade. she had a "end of school" party yesterday. thirty awkward, puberty staged children played in my backyard. along with evan, jo, brendan, clari and myself. we watched them. we are so glad we know what face wash and deodorant is and that we can hold hands, because we aren't "in love." oh. boy 13 year olds. they are keepers. they cuddle. what.
guess what we found!? yes. that is right. we found one of those hair dryer chairs. chair hair dryers. whatever you call it, we found it. guess where we took it. that's right. the BK. do we love the BK? yes. yes we do. we have decided we are going to furnish the BK. yay! now it really will be the bk lunge.
well. guess its time for cool kids. alright....cool kid number uno jameson ricks uh. i love him. probably we are best friends. we have fires we run together. i may or may not be in love with his family. he is a partner in crime in the whole chef anthony/russ ordeal and we may or may not get married. he has very pretty eyes. and he too has no braces. we are best friends. i said that before. but i will say it again, we are best friends. next up we have megan baldhead she is a gem. she is a ginger. she calls us "kids" she gave me a vest if i promise to play with her. she has a nice smile. she is spunky. her brother is trevor. i love him. i love megan. she is a cool kid. maybe one day. i will be as cool as baldhead. maybe.
i really really really enjoy being tagged in awkward photos. and i love facebook stalking while eating pb&j.

i have discovered a guilty pleasure. well two.
1. my hair being played with.
2. playing with hair.
oh and one more.
3. freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

it is memorial day weekend. which can only mean two things. uno savers half off day. and two harry potter marathons on abc family.
also. the one song i have been listening to over and over today is kentucky woman by the one and only brother neil. do i love neil diamond? with all my heart. do i wish i was older and wiser so i could be married to him? the answer is si.
have i showered today? nah. its summer.
do i wear gotcha sport sandals. yes.
am i starting to enjoy not brushing my hair? horrifically yes.
wanna know something?
I, well we, we are obsessed with Avatar the last airbender.
katara is a beautiful name. jo says so. she will probably name her first daughter such. brendan likes earthbending. i would be a firebender. and clari. she would be a water bender. evan and jo. they just try them all.
aang is so much cooler than any of us could ever hope to be. and sokka. well. there is room for improvement. secretly i wish i was toph. and we have watched 25 episodes since monday. this is unhealthy. i blame brendan.
clari owes me a garden Nome.

while sitting at my grandmas. i am watching harry potter and the goblet of fire. i like hermoine. she taunts the weasley twins, "its not going to work." oh. to be as cool as she. secretly i want to compete in the tri wizard tournament. or snog ronald. which ever comes first.
the fact that i am wearing a sweatshirt that smells like clari's car, brendan's house, jo and campfire pleases me. sometimes evan and jo are convinced that if i get rid of my shopping cart, my beloved car, phillip will magically work. keep your fingers crossed. manny the cart, say hello to the BK.
also july 2. know what that is? yes, that is the day The Last Airbender hits the theaters. am i going? splash yes. midnight show. hecka yeah. does eaves play video games all day rather than play with us? yes to that too. does brendan love otter pops. yes. does clari love full moons. check. is jo a creeper? yes. do i love my friends. of course.
am i bored out of my mind? yes. would i rather be home than in logan yes.
well. have a nice day.
sorry for the nonsense. but hey. you're the one that read it.
is all.
later dude.