that was cute.

yesterday i was sitting in library. cause i go to college and stuff. and a boy with mismatched socks, boat shoes, cut off jeans, a "bitchin'" hat and a pencil thin mustache came and sat across from me. he caught me staring and he smiled. i returned the smile over the top of my book. & probably blushed. then. he sat down and pulled out a book. i couldn't help myself. this boy was intriguing. & good golly miss molly. he was reading jane eyre.

i nearly died.

but instead complimented him on his literature choice. he asked if i'd ever read it. "more than once." i said. he smiled, again. "me too." & then he asked me who my favorite character was. "helen burns, naturally." & we proceeded to talk about jane eyre. & then he complimented me on my mismatched socks & moccasins. & then he said he had to go to class. & i said i did too. we both stood. he said "goodbye reader." i smiled. "see you later dude." & we went our ways. i went to the public restroom & he went out the door.

after i'd done my business, i went to history.

& guess who was there, in the back row.

you got it. gothic novel boy.

cool.

moral of the story.

boys who read gothic novels are even sexier than boys who simply read.

&.

if you go to college (or even if you don't.) print this up. and take it to school. it's funny.

real funny.

print up multiple copies & share with your friends. and professors. they'll like it.