and if you've played this game before, you obviously know how hilarious it is. and if you don't find it funny. pick up a sense of humor. no just kidding. we're open to opinion here. but. i think it's quite comical. so, i will share.
Lemon.
rules.
step one. name 5 boys. (number 1-5.)
step two. name 5 girls. (numbered in a different order.)
step three. name 5 things you find in your home. ex. table, bed...again. (numbered in different order.)
step four. name 5 body parts. (numbered in another order.)
step five. name 5 things you can do to a lemon. ex. fondle. squeeze. kiss. (numbered in different order.)
step six. give 5 sayings. such as...woah baby. or slow it down. (in same order as step one.)
now. let us play.
boys. 1. david funk. 2. hayden anderson. 3. evan kirby. 4. ammon packer. and 5. jeff otterstrom.
girls. 5. clari gann. 4. johanna donaldson. 2. miss mandi. 3. lydia andersen. 1. jill smith.
things. 4. couch. 5. kitchen table. 2. front porch. 3. floor. 1. banana chair.
body parts. 2. arm. 3. hands. 4. head. 1. lips. 5. neck.
do the lemon. 3. squeeze. 5. kiss. 1. slap. 2. fondle. 4. massage.
say it loud. 1. stop that. 2. keep it up. 3. hey baby. 4. give me more, give me more. 5. ouch.
put it all together.
pick a number. i choose number five. so. i look at all my fives. and create a sentence out of them. hopefully the sentence makes sense, if it doesn't. fool around until it does.
you should get something like this:
go ahead. try it. makes good for a snowy day.
step one. name 5 boys. (number 1-5.)
step two. name 5 girls. (numbered in a different order.)
step three. name 5 things you find in your home. ex. table, bed...again. (numbered in different order.)
step four. name 5 body parts. (numbered in another order.)
step five. name 5 things you can do to a lemon. ex. fondle. squeeze. kiss. (numbered in different order.)
step six. give 5 sayings. such as...woah baby. or slow it down. (in same order as step one.)
now. let us play.
boys. 1. david funk. 2. hayden anderson. 3. evan kirby. 4. ammon packer. and 5. jeff otterstrom.
girls. 5. clari gann. 4. johanna donaldson. 2. miss mandi. 3. lydia andersen. 1. jill smith.
things. 4. couch. 5. kitchen table. 2. front porch. 3. floor. 1. banana chair.
body parts. 2. arm. 3. hands. 4. head. 1. lips. 5. neck.
do the lemon. 3. squeeze. 5. kiss. 1. slap. 2. fondle. 4. massage.
say it loud. 1. stop that. 2. keep it up. 3. hey baby. 4. give me more, give me more. 5. ouch.
put it all together.
pick a number. i choose number five. so. i look at all my fives. and create a sentence out of them. hopefully the sentence makes sense, if it doesn't. fool around until it does.
you should get something like this:
#5= jeff otterstrom kissed clari gann on the neck atop the kitchen table and clari said "give me more, give me more."
go ahead. try it. makes good for a snowy day.
also. i have adopted a love for him.
1 comment:
oh how brilliant this is! thanks for the laugh. I needed it today.
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