i will do the laundry. if you pay all the bills.

has any one seen the sky lately? holy hetch. it has been so prime. the cloud formations have changed my life. you think i am kidding? good one. cause i am not. also. yesterday was the verd's birthday. we bought him a cake. and it had princesses on it. and then. i accidentally called joseph "princess hippo." whoops. also. where have all the cowboys gone. by paula cole. its a neat song. i like it a whole lot. and also. mason jars have changed my life as well. speaking of mason jars. bossman joseph and jameson purchased a gallon sized for miss mandi. its neat. i may or may not have sipped applejuice from it. just sayin. i wrote matt a letter. and yesterday. while talking to my bishop. the dam broke. and out spilled the tears. its okay. it was a long time coming. today is almost slide day. and tomorrow is almost slide day too. and it is my grandmother's birthday. she loves me. probably. its my mom's mom. my dad is out of town this week. with some goats. i named them. turbo. turbo toxic. and glacier. they smell super bad. or so i have heard. yesterday at work, we had a fecal accident. it wasn't human. it had to be a monster. no doubt in my mind. also. when i arrived to work today. there was a package. for me. it may or may not have been matthew's speedo. size 24. (its a lifeguard thing.) i am convinced i have sold my life to the pool. joseph claims i am a klepto. i probably am. i creep on him from all my chairs. not a big deal. today the sky was a perfect shade of blue. Jesus is cool. he created it you know.
well. uh. that is about all i have for the day.
word.