i found a razor.

of the scooter style.
it was the best daaaay. ever.
also. yesterday was redneck bathday. whooo. you don't know what i am talking about until you have seen and experienced it first hand. it is the most dreaded day at the PG pool. ever. (next to the lone peak party.) i was at the pool. all. day. it is basically my home. when free swim starts, its like a dam breaks and in rush the people. its ridiculous. i am pretty sure there were like fifty two saves. no joke though. my slide racing? i am getting pretty prime. i practice. don't even worry about it.
swim lessons? grr. long. cold. time consuming. repetitive. i love it. i teach some pretty cool kids. "hey clari. my kids are cool." "we're cool" also. strawberry dayssss. yesssah. i am pumped. ask me if i am excited. yes. yes. i am. clari and i are cutting strawberries today for the concert in the park. i certainly hope verdon is there. with his girlfriend. my life would be complete. my voice is shot. from getting so excited with my swim kids. jeff says i sound like a deacon. jo says i sound like a smoker. my kids say i sound like marge simpson. well. you do what you gotta do. i'll take them all. know who i love. jessie black. she's spunky. i don't know her well. but i know her a little. she is funny. always smiling. she's got a whole heap of hair. which i love. she comes to the pool. she was in my morp group. she is cute. i want to be her friend. she's cool. also. the dreaded time has come. i've gotta go teach. psych. i really do love teaching. i do. it has its perks. so uh. i'll see you later.
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