This is prom 2010.

And. This is clay. We don't date. We are just best friends. That is all. We show each other our outfits. We trust eachother, we tell eachother the truth. Like the fact that clay's pants....well...let's not embarrass him. But We will keep him.
Ah. The girls. Cailey and Jo. I will call them the prep girls. They helped me doll up. I do not know how. They hairsprayed and zipped and curled and braided to perfection.
Haunt Kim did my make up. What a gem. I like her. I like her a lot.
Oh yes. Wesley. The date. What a gent. We had a fun night.
Dinner. Superb.
Date. Great.
Cailey and Jo. Best friends.
Clay. We will keep him.
Dancing. Check to the seventh power.
Evan. He is growing up.
Waiters. Double check.
Fun time. Yes.