This is Clay.

Now. Imagine Clay with a mustache. Yes. He has one. I am not entirely sure how I feel about it. Yes. I have a passion for facial hair. Yes. I am attracted to it, but yes, facial hair is for men. Facial hair if for Austin, Clay's older brother. He is a man. Facial hair for Clay? I am still getting used to it. I am very worked up over it. Perhaps this was my souveiner he brought me back from the dominican republic where he was doing dental work for the poor, but. I am not entirely sure how i feel about it. I did, however touch it. it felt super nice. smooth. kind of like long hairy legs during the winter. kind of like a winter's coat.

Probably. I will love it. Soon. I do have an obsession with facial hair. It'll just take some getting used to. Oh, my dear clay. You and your facial hair bring me joy.

That is all.
I love you.

ps. dirty steve and i made eye contact today.