Can I have this dance? The one we call "sweethearts"

( I regret to inform you, that this is the only picture I have from sweethearts. No bueno. No bueno. My dad, he took a bunch of Andrew and I, but can't find the D-80. So this'll do.)

These are the highlights. Through quotes. If you want the real story. Ask me.

Dad answers door.
Andrew walks in.
Mom says, "Andrew. You look nice."
Andrew. "Thank you, Mandi. You look nice."
Dad. "The heck she does."
Mandi. "Dad...."
Dad pats andrew on the shoulder, "Remember, anything you do to her tonight, I do to you."
awkward pause.
Dad. "Now. Let's take pictures!"

"I think that is a transvestite."
"No. Pretty sure he only has sculliosios."

"That's great Jeff."

"That's not what I thought it would smell like."

"Moses thinks you are pretty."
"Thanks andrew, I mean moses?"

"Mandi! You look pretty."
"Wait. What?"

"You look gorgeous."
"Go find your own date."

"That wouldn't even fit a baby."

"I could paint a better pear than that, and sell it for 100 dollars!"

Sweet mercy. It was fun.