Jamal: Mandi! I made call backs.
Me: Jamal, baby, this is a serious play. You can't be in it.
Mrs. Beckstrom: And these little things right here-
Me: Honestly? They resemble sperm.
Mrs. Beckstrom: Mandi!
Me: Hey. I just call it as I see them.
Ms. Smithson: There will be no more threats. Or I will break all of your knee caps.
Lil Fonz: She's the crazy ex girlfriend I always wanted.
Wes: How should I answer brittney?
Me and Jeff: I'll do it!
Me: No. I will do it.
Jeff: I'll take my shirt off.
Me: Touche'
Andrew: Wait. Who's Wendy?
Me: Did you hold her hand?
Ryan: I held more than that.
Me: Stop that.
Wes: Don't worry, Ronald Reagan will help.
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